Conker's Bad Fur Day - Sloprano (The Great Mighty Poo's Song) Lyrics

Mi mi mi mi miii

I am the Great Mighty Poo

And I'm going to throw my shit at you!

A huge supply of tish

Comes from my chocolate starfish

How about some scat you little twat?

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Do you really think you'll survive in here?

You don't seem to know which creek you're in

Sweet corn is the only thing

That makes it through my rear

How do you think I keep this lovely grin?

*ting*

Spoken: Have some more caviar

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Now I'm really getting rather mad

You're like an niggly, tiggly, shitty, little, tag nut!

When I've knocked you out with all my bab

I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!

Conker: Your butt?

GMP: My butt!

Conker: Your butt!?

GMP: That's right my butt!

Conker: Urgh

GMP: My butt!

Conker: Eww!

GMP: My buuuuuutt!

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[each line is carried one pitch higher]

Ahhhhh

Ahhhhhh

Ahhhhhhh!

Ahhhhhhhh!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!